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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo