- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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