Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Anti Joke

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