What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Logan's gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Christianity.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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How long is a china man?

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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