A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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