- Anti Joke

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.