- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What's 1+1? 69.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

thomas!!!!

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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