- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

You're a frog

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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