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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Do you know the muffin man? No

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

a jew walks out of a furnace

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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