A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Take wrong turns

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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