knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Miscarriages.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Thats what she said

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Banana Hamock.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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