- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Will nearis is here! Get it

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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