- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

womens rights.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Morning wood.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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