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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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