Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Abortion.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Whats funnier than 24, 69

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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