Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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