I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Abortion.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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