Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Black People

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Pull my finger ouch..

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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