- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Not a joke.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Gay republicans

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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