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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Is maynaise an instrument?

no

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

batman has diarrhea

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Terry has ebola

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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