- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Knock Knock. Come in.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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