- Anti Joke

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist