- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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