What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Microwave

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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