What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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woman's rights

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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People...

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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