- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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