Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Sex education in Texas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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