- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Obama

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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