Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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XD Jackass.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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