TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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