Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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stuarts mum

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Where are you going Your house

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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