- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Arrow in the Knee!

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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