- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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