Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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