- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

The WNBA.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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