wanna hear a joke womens rights

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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