Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Your dads dead. lol

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jibby jobby

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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