whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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