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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.