what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Black people stink of shite!

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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