- Anti Joke

Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but Human testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

SEX

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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