Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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I work at jcpenny

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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What's 9+10? 19.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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