What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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