The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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