- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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