roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

what is orange? an orange

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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