why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why? Why not?

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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