- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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