- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

what goes woof ? A dog.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

FUS RO DAH!!!

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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