What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

my whole life!

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Feminism.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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