A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

hiya

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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