People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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I am very humble.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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