A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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