- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

How do you end a sentence

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

i have a christmas tree.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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