What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Anti Joke

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