why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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