- Anti Joke

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

My love life

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.