So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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A dog was barking at a tree

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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