Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

A dog was barking at a tree

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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