- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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