- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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