- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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