Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Womens rights

Barack Obama plays basketball

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

seek beauty

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Nick Cannon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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