- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Racial Equality

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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