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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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