- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

whats brown and booky a book.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What did Delaware? A coat.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

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