Sex vagina. lol.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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