A person from Singapore eats

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Dakota Fanning

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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