What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Sex education in Texas.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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