- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Oh, go away

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

save me from the nothing ive become

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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