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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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