What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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