- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

read me write me

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Rebecca Black's career.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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