- Anti Joke

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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