knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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seek beauty

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Womens rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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