guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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