Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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I <3 Hitler

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I love you

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kk

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Women can vote? wtf

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Anti Joke

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