A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Hail Heetluh

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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