- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Black People

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

homosexuals are gay

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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