- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Abortion.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Women's rights.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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