- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

justin littleton being sucessful

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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