- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

minorities.....

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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