joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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rocky is here again.......................

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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