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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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