how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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