- Anti Joke

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.