- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

can you pass the soap?

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

. . I am a whale

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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