- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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