- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

I have an erection My mom!

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What are blacks scared of? The kkk