- Anti Joke

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.