- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

PIED NINNY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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