Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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