- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What's 9+10? 19

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

mikey is cute

Sex vagina. lol.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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