A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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