There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

dyslexic's Untie

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

women's rights

pee

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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