what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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