1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

your face is kinda funny

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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