- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

u suck

Knock knock Shut up

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Steven hawkings shook my hand

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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