A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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